@P1ssed_K1d: What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
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@LindaInDisguise: Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. "I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody." "Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."
@hippieswordfish: *tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media
@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.