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@TheSnideOne: What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?" What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What I say: “Does anyone need anything from the store?”  What I mean: “I’m off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you.”

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