@HRTSMRT: What I say: No!
What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking.
@CulturedRuffian: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!
@omgthatspunny: It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
@notacroc: [getting my license]
Me: *points at gas gauge* the car just ate so we have to wait 30 minutes
Instructor: *unclicks seatbelt*
@bossy_bootz: My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out
@summerofbenny: Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories.