@HRTSMRT: What I say: No!
What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking.
@WheelTod: The wife & I fought last night. Saying things that can't be taken back. Like perishable goods. Baby food. DVDs with broken seals. Underwear.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: ~ Gets old. Puts car keys in 'better' place so I won't lose them
~ Can't find keys, has thrombosis—Dies
~ Comes back as ghost … finds keys
@SteveKoehler22: No, Autocorrect ....
the lovely bride was not wearing
a SATAN trimmed lace ensemble -
though she can be devilish at times.
@Book_Krazy: The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. "Ahhhhh!" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all
@RealSudoNim: One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say "Great minds think alike".