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@PetrickSara: What I say:
Play outside.

What my kid hears:
Find a spot in the yard where I can't see you so I constantly imagine you've been kidnapped.

What I say:
Play outside.

What my kid hears:
Find a spot in the yard where I can’t see you so I constantly imagine you’ve been kidnapped.

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