@Fun_Beard: What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?
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@marcmack: My son called me 'Marc' I said "That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad" He replied "Now who's being presumptuous?"
@DavidKrap: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.