@Fun_Beard: What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?
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@ZGhaoN: Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound" I thought fatly.
@DannyZuker: The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama.