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@MikeCanRant: what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?
@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!"
*Snatches glass and hands to my wife
@sad_jake: damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about
@fro_vo: Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog?
Dog: i have a boyfriend
@BoogTweets: More like "science UN-fair"
*I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava*
*I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon