@punmagnate: What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?
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@McSwtrvst: *genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
@KenJennings: The thing about liking Kanye is that no matter how into him you are, you're AT BEST his #2 fan.
@crushingbort: *crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler