@GrowlyGrego: What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?
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@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
@phranqueigh: I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed
@bonehugsnirony: The best way to move on after a breakup is to be open to trying new things. Today I'm throwing rocks at joggers.