@JasonLastname: What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray
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@Freudianscript: Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day.
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me
@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear.