@MikeCanRant: What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?
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@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
@tigersgoroooar: Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like "ok who did that"
@causticbob: BREAKING: Swiss Police confirm that, when arrested, all seven FIFA officials threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured.