@MikeCanRant: What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?
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@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@partlyfunny: My wife does this cute thing. She sets her alarm clock an hour before she has to get up and then hits snooze 27 times. It's so adorable.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little.