@mofrorock: What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?
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@StarWarsProblms: Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution
@_Fariis: Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history.
@BrendanMcKeigan: Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.