@mofrorock: What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?
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@Thing_Finder: I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings.
@vultural: If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway.
@HMittelmark: There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted.