@GrowlyGrego: What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?
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@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@PJTLynch: Announcer: "Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!" [crowd goes nuts] A: "Well too bad, here's Coldplay"