@plank_sinatra: What idiot called it "Fox News" and not "white whine"?
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@Henry_3k: Carefully choosing my grocery check out line based on the back of who's head I want to beam hate into for the next 15 minutes.
@Smooheed: When anyone says they've embarrassed themselves enough for one day, I smile, nod and think 'that kind of limit sounds nice'
@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
@NatetheEnigma: Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family.