@plank_sinatra: What idiot called it "Fox News" and not "white whine"?
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@hero_ofthenight: If I worked at Starbucks I'd pull a Napoleon Dynamite every time. "I see you're drinking 2%, is that because you think you're fat?"
@lawblob: if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever
@Kyle_Lippert: A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like "I'm back yall"
@DavidKinney: If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear