@daemonic3: What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?
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@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
@StephenBCramer: Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat.
@XplodingUnicorn: The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up