@little_hansel: What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.
@pleatedjeans: Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
@flashember: [Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] "We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."