@little_hansel: What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
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@noog: Science: I rely on observable data and logic. Religion: I prefer scripture and faith. Astrology: I like turtles.
@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
@DaddyJew: IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.