@little_hansel: What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?
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@BGH70: The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, "zip up your pants and go see HR now!"
@iamburtjarvis: me [sneezes]: excuse me. guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man.
@UnrealRogue: [Exchanging gifts at family's house] *family opens up my gifts -uh, a history book? Your Facebook post suggested that you needed it.