@STOTLE: What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
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@ilovepie84: You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell "ITS A TRAP" and run in a random direction
@joshuadun: I'm going to name my daughter Chilada so that when her siblings have children, they will call her Aunt Chilada.
@treywafer: Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix