@daemonic3: What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?
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@AndyAsAdjective: The new employee manual at work mislabeled "casual Friday" as "cannibal Friday" & sadly we lost poor Dorothy before anyone could stop Fred.
@DillDoes: "How's your sexual history?" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be "deletable"