@daemonic3: What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?
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@SortaBad: Rob Zombie is a good musician but also a great way to make money when the undead rise from their graves
@JeffLoveness: "I would absolutely say I'm an introvert!" - Guy screaming to his table full of friends at brunch.