@daemonic3: What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?
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@NYC_Blonde: I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight.
@WheelTod: [Interview] "Why'd you leave ur last job?" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]
@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.