@jimmytorosian: What idiot called them "cannibals" and not "humanitarians"?
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@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, "IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE" he fumes
@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
@BrianIncognito: I turned to her and said "We're all just seeking validation, aren't we?" She just ignored me, stamped my parking ticket, and handed it back.