@jimmytorosian: What idiot called them "cannibals" and not "humanitarians"?
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@Social_Mime: Texting my wife when we were dating - What are you wearing? Texting my wife now - Did the dog poop?
@AimeeHelene1: *wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*
@Donna_McCoy: If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them.