@StevieKnip: What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID
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@JTQuest: Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum
@Bandersnaaatch: I will love you 'til the end of time, or until my blood alcohol level normalizes, whichever comes first.
@Shock_Monster: It's been clinically proven that the most effective form of birth control I can use is: "Just be myself."