@StevieKnip: What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID
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@iGreenMonk: Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like "what if you die tomorrow?" and I'm like "good point" and I have a whole pizza.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Date] "I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."
@Aspersioncast: Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?