@StevieKnip: What idiot called them dog tags instead of collar ID
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@ilikeyouguys: What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho.
@Better_Clever: Women who always hustle to clean the house before the maid service arrives.. What the hell is wrong with you?!
@NicestHippo: Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard