@smoney12: What idiot called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not 'Near-Mrs’ ?
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@PJTLynch: Vacation Bible School is a phrase that gets less exciting for kids as each word is introduced
@DirtMcTurd: 6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you
@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. "We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"