@smoney12: What idiot called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not 'Near-Mrs’ ?
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@BitterOldPunk: "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" is on, followed by "Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES.
@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!