@smoney12: What idiot called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not 'Near-Mrs’ ?
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@OurMarketingGuy: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
@YUCKYBOT: Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home.
@JulianLeeComedy: I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive.