@TheMichaelRock: What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?
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@QwertyJones3: Damn girl, are you my Boy Scout troop leader? Cause you're making me pitch a tent.
@Demented_Jokes: My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.