@TheMichaelRock: What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?
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@MrIceMachine: Mind: Does a flying dream sound good tonight? Me: Yea! Mind: Horrific shadow demon it is. Me: But I thought-? Mind: Don't worry, it can fly.