@Home_Halfway: What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers
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@usermcuserface: Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck.
@crunchenhancer: When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you. If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
@iAmDelFreaky: Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk.