@crylenol: What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?
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@duplicitron: The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it.
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
@LolaFaglana: I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say "Mommy steals credit cards" when they're in a checkout line.