@WienerToboggan: What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@cpabry: Pal - "Can you help me put this IKEA desk together?" Me - "I'll need a screwdriver." Pal - "Sure what type?" Me - "Greygoose or Kettle One."
@chrissyteigen: I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
@daemonic3: Don't get why guys complain about "sleeping on the couch" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up.