@WienerToboggan: What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ChipKellysBalls: Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ...
@TheGladStork: When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call.
@dmc1138: My computer just gave me an "Error 404" message, which can't be right because I know I've made way more errors than that.