@WienerToboggan: What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair
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@UghNotAgain: Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them.
@noog: Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? "Regular coffee with cream please" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. "TEN?"