@WienerToboggan: What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair
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@ShutUpThatsWho: If you play the movie Jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.
@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend
@ashmensch: "Excuse me, but the sign says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' It doesn't say a goddamn thing about no pants." - Me, drunk at Target