@RatCasket: what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?
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@stephenjmolloy: Mugger: "Give me your wallet and watch." *hand over my wallet* Me: "Okay, I'm watching."
@Book_Krazy: [Boss hands me 12 pages of complaints about my smart-ass remarks] Me: so I guess the whole "we're going paperless" rules dont apply to you?
@ConcernedMom420: Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too.