@RatCasket: what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?
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@FatherWithTwins: My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, "isn't my undying love & affection enough?" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store
@mattingebretson: I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it
@justinbieber: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol