@jonnysun: what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ "no pulp" insted of "pulp fiction"
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@daplusk: Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires.
@TheRolo: *Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!
@WstonesOxfordSt: BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning.