@bacon_gillepic: What if archeologists just matched the wrong bones and the t-Rex actually had super long arms
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@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.
@ieatanddrink: If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs
@Holy_Mowgli: BOSS: I want that report on my desk by friday [1 a.m. thursday night] ME (typing frantically): the surface is smooth, polished mahogany. top left drawer sticks a bit. corner is a little chipped
@Zac_Franklin: my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is "sorry, I was drunk." But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit.