@Michael_Erhart: What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?
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@maughammom: My 'Mom Voice' was so loud even the neighbors washed their hands and cleaned their rooms.
@gentilecoont: Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with.
@weinerdog4life: The cops say I have to stop trying to fist fight the guy who tries to feed my house letters everyday.
@ShesAllNat: Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels.