@Michael_Erhart: What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?
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@CroweJam: Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.
@AtticusFinch79: *taking training wheels off my old bike* Mom: You're not ready for this. Me: I'm 37, Mom. I've got this. *starts pedaling; hits a tree*
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I'm really into PETA ME: [trying to impress] I love dipping it in hummus
@Kali_Mura: I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago.