@Jandalize: What if Capri Suns became self-aware and started stabbing us back?
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@AndrewNadeau0: DEMON POSSESSING ME: Don’t try and fight. You can’t win. ME: No problemo. DEMON: But… I’m controlling your body. ME: Awesome-possum, thank you so much. I’mma grab a quick snooze, and you just wake me when you need a break.
@: I once tried to the Dirty Dancing lift with my cat but it turns out Mr. Mittens isn't very strong.
@sam_kriss: in marvel's DEFENDERS, our heroes must combine their powers - being good at punching, punching people well, having strong punches, good punc
@chuuew: ME: I'm as strong as a box! HER: Surely you mean "ox"? ME: [easily collapses after getting wet from tears]