@Jandalize: What if Capri Suns became self-aware and started stabbing us back?
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@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: "Sorry," I think
@thatUPSdude: We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime.
@mexinonblonde: I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I made quiche, like a real grown-up. I feel like Tom Hanks in Castaway when he makes fire... I HAVE MADE QUICHE!