@BrogaPants: what if "chicken patty" is just short for "chicken patricia"
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@MrsMikePatton: Maybe if we press "2" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the "1" line.
@novicefather: Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car.
@Phook75: As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering