@goldengateblond: what if everything’s a hellscape because Adele got happy and needed material
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@ArfMeasures: WAITER: Would you like Parmesan cheese on your meal? ME: Yes WAITER: Say when ME: Well now makes the most sense
@Parkerlawyer: My husband took 18 to a music festival and just texted me that he was “going in the mosh pit” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I don’t think they call it that anymore and also he’s 49 and probably won’t survive that.
@prufrockluvsong: [returning toothpaste] Yeahhh, this didn't hold my husband's teeth together at all.