@duplicitron: What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no
@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory? Asking for a friend.
@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
@OutOnTheMoors: Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly.