@antijokeapple: person: I like your name me: thanks, I got it for my birthday

@hazelmotes1: On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous.

@1_swarthy_dude: Fact: If you blast hiphop at a shallot, it becomes a rapscallion.

@AmericanGent69: Saying "oh my gosh you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend.

@_davidlucas_: My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it.