@birbigs: What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?
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@velvettusk: If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants.
@MollyCocktail: Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
@WeissBrandon: Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth.