@birbigs: What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?
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@XplodingUnicorn: If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work.
@Wakenbake77: Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat
@slimmy_shady: The only upside to Trump's big wall is that Texas will finally get some of Banksy's Art. Maybe like a little girl and a soldier with a gun