@HeyZeus666: What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it.
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@awkwardphilippe: Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no.
@GloriaFallon123: Nothing like an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" to make you feel like a Harvard double major.
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos