@BuckyIsotope: What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes
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@JAdomian: Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but "what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?" comes close.
@AristotlesNZ: Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch.
@behindyourback: The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do.
@aPunch2theJunk: I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent "P."