@BuckyIsotope: What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler trying to prevent Planet of the Apes
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@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@BuckyIsotope: This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people
@ParentNormal: Made a pact w/ my wife that if we’re 40 & kids haven’t stopped whining, we’ll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can’t find us