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@thatcarlygirl: What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you?
- My toddler, wooing the dog

What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? 
– My toddler, wooing the dog

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