@shashaintl: What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*
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@crushingbort: Ben Carson's book includes a story about single-handedly halting a bear attack during a school camping trip
@rpbateman: Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically.
@fmanjoo: In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period.