@LizHackett: "What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?" -- inventor of Autocorrect
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@truegritrumble: MORPHEUS: April fools! NEO: ? M: There's no Matrix. N: What? M: You've been drugged, son. N: WTF M: We've been harvesting your organs.
@RickAaron: This grocery store is playing "Freebird" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.