@MrSpoonicorn: what if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs
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@JermHimselfish: I hate it when I see an inflatable arm-flailing tube man and then I realize that he was actually flailing his arms at someone behind me.
@NotOnTheMoors: I have a male dead set on getting into my pants. It's the cat and my knickers drawer, but still.
@peachesanscream: You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: