@MaritalFauxPas: What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens.
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@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
@prufrockluvsong: I would do anything for love. But I won't do that. Or that. That's not looking good either.
@SaraMansford: Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it "MY way" you'd have added alcohol to your menu.