@MaritalFauxPas: What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens.
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@Moldy_Jellybean: Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
@DowntimeDad: I just want to have the poker face of a toddler that tells you that they didn't poop their pants.
@TeaPartyCat: Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.
@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?