@IamEnidColeslaw: what if the Blair Witch was just lonely
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@Staggfilms: ROBIN: How come you wear dark colors but make me wear a bright yellow cape? BATMAN: [under his breath] It’s called a bullet magnet. ROBIN: What? BATMAN: What?
@DothTheDoth: If you know someone who is effortlessly happy all the time, that's a demon. You're friends with a demon.
@daemonic3: Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.
@dafloydsta: [dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK