@IamEnidColeslaw: what if the Blair Witch was just lonely
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@ThePocketJustin: It seems unrealistic that no two people in a movie almost ever have the same name. My screenplay, 12 Guys Named Mike, will address this.
@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.
@Cheeseboy22: My problem with McDonalds is I can't go retrieve my kids in the play tubes because I can't fit in the play tubes because I eat at McDonalds.