@KomodogD: What if the Daleks start eating an apple a day
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@ojedge: [date] Me: 'Don't let her know ur a boxing ring announcer…' Her: "Shall we order dessert?" Me: "LET'S GET READY TO EAT APPLE CRUUUUMBLE!"
@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
@joeljeffrey: My dad shouted "shut up idiots" to the cats. I told him "You're speaking English to a cat. You're the idiot. You have to meow at them."