@longwall26: What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?
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@TheMichaelRock: According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*
@man_spach: Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
@jesse_street: [spelling bee] Your word is "pneumonia". "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints.
@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'