@plank_sinatra: What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed
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@juliussharpe: Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
@mattytalks: I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying "get a load of this guy" every time someone walked in
@CherBear162: Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not.