@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?
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@Elephart: When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers.
@rickygervais: I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
@T_Bonezzz: Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway