@Jamdug: What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?
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@JoshuaTurek: Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president
@GoodZiIIa: [after getting pulled over] cop: are you registered me: i don't vote cop: i meant the car me: no it doesn't vote either
@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.