@Jamdug: What if you're a Gift Horse Dentist?
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@Marcmywords2: Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money.
@shutupmikeginn: The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me.
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