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@IncrediblyRich: WHAT IS HAPPENING.
@LuvPug: I could probably survive about a week in the wilderness eating only the food I spill on my shirt any given day.
@LanieLalaBugs: If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party
@novixv: If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter.
@Nahdude83: I was making breakfast, then "She's a maniac" came on the radio... Everything is a blur.
Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?
@jtrulez: Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*