@IronWang: What is love?
You just sang "baby, don't hurt me." In your mind didn't you?
@LurkAtHomeMom: Have kids so you can regularly test the limits of your sanity by watching someone eat a starburst in 26 bites.
@Sarcasticsapien: People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@jngraphs: Another normal evening
Cook food - 30 minutes
Eat it - 5 minutes
Check Facebook - 1 minute
Check Twitter - 8 hours
@shopkins776: Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them