@IronWang: What is love?
You just sang "baby, don't hurt me." In your mind didn't you?
@bea_ker: [in ambulance]
"Can you describe the snake that bit you?"
Yes it was like an angry rope
@Monicake0128: The problem with speaking the truth is..
..you assume others do too
@er0tikka: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn.
@AnOrangeSNES: THIS IS SPARTA!
THIS IS MY HOUSE IN CHICAGO!
THIS IS MY PERSIAN CAT!
Leonidas, it's getting late.
@RunwayDan: Sorry I embarrassed you when I tried to draft Smaug, but I totally misunderstood the concept of a Fantasy football league.