@IronWang: What is love?
You just sang "baby, don't hurt me." In your mind didn't you?
@ThaJawn: *skips away in terror
@degg: just mowed the backyard
[idiot mocking voice] "but deg what will u do this weekend?"
hell, the way it grows i'll be able to mow sunday idiot
@PhilJamesson: if you ask someone what their favorite fruit is and they say "apricot", get the hell out of there. it's an alien that just picked one of the first ones they saw off the alphabetical list. nobody loves apricots
@david8hughes: [son hands me a picture he painted]
Me: what's that
Son: it's our house
Me [walks outside with son]: do you see how it absolutely isn't?
@mortimermaiden: me: *hanging back a bit while out with friends*
friends: that guy has followed us to 3 bars.