@all_about_today: What I've learned from twitter is that if I tell a joke to 1,300 people, at least 2 will laugh.
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@joshfadem: Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone "What is snow?" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.