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@WittySassBasket: 'What just cracked?'
A guide to aging.
@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die.
@HatfieldAnne: Of course I don’t put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That’s just silly.
She gets a stocking.
@flashember: [Excavation for dino bones]
DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG!
DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up
@Sickayduh: I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it
@Sean_Burgundy_: Most women love it when you play with their hair in public
Their husbands not so much